Clarence Thomas

The type of person that the left hates the most- A black conservative!

Clarence Thomas is a model American citizen, patriot and Supreme Court Justice. With all that in mind, its no wonder the left has spent 3 decades trying to destroy him!

by EPICblogspot January 25, 2023

Thomas M. Cooley

Thomas M. Cooley is a law school located in Lansing, Michigan. This school, being the largest law school in the United States, is notorious for its low standard of admissibility.

Eric did not do well on the LSAT so he went to Thomas M. Cooley.

by Eric Dick November 24, 2006

thomas bartle-selby

A person who pretends to be sick to get out of school

Person 1- “OMG someone’s been sick”
Person 2- “ oh it’s only Thomas bartle-Selby”

by Big peepee123 September 29, 2019

Thomas the Tank Engine

Looks like this is the end of ole thomas the tank engine.

Thomas the tank engine is being shot down in the skysbover berlin

by Whatacunundrum September 9, 2020

Jacob Michael Thomas

My beautiful boy.

Extremely caring, loving and strong. One of the best, funniest, smartest people out. Love him absolutely shitless, she's gorgeous inside and out.

Person- ' I wish I had a guy like Jacob Michael Thomas '

Me- ' HELL YEAH YOU DO '

by LIL LLAMA July 9, 2014

Thomas the Taint Engine

The act of first blowing a vape cloud in your partners asshole. They then fart out the cloud while bent over screaming "TOOT TOOT!" Extra points given if you sing the thomas the tank engine theme song and move your arms like a locomotive chanting "CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO!"

"i TOTALLY DID A THOMAS THE TAINT ENGINE WITH LUCY LAST NIGHT!' "CANT WAIT TO TRY IT AGAIN, TOOT TOOT!"

by railroader69 June 2, 2019

thomas jefferson express

when you take a week old cannoli, put it into your partner's ass hole (preferably if named Donny or Pauly), then place a candle or other instrument of a wax coat over sed asshole, light the candle and melt the wax to seal the flavor like Thomas Jefferson stamping one of his world famous letters.

Hey, I just hit a new milestone in my relationship with my girlfriend. Last night she gave me the Thomas Jefferson Express!

- Nice bro, #goals

by Pauly the brooklyn itilian February 15, 2018