WALNUT DAY

A day when the ball sack is shriveled up, resembling a walnut shell

I woke the other morning and thought to myself, shit its going to be a 'walnut day', as my bollocks were shriveled up like a walnut shell.......... having a wrist twist(wank) makes it worse.....

by PJ DJ August 19, 2009

day demon

to be a “demon” at all light hours. Being a true playa at day light hours. For example if you just punch somebody in they face out of nowhere during the day you a day demon. If you fucking bitches before 7pm you’re a day demon

You heard NBA Youngboys Diss on Durk?

Yeah he’s a fucking day demon

by the oringal day demon February 26, 2022

Bub Day

A day for couples named Marco, and Leah!

(Made by the one and only Marco, and Leah)

Person Number One: Today was international Bub Day for Marco, and Leah!

by Marco and Leah! June 9, 2021

Opposite Day

Opposite Day is a fun "game" played on another. You never know when this day takes place, but when it does, everything you say has the opposite meaning of what it would on a normal day. The quest is on to figure out when this day actually happens, so you can safeguard yourself from its horrors.

H-bird: Imma snaxe you, you snaxe
*readies sticky hand*
Snaxe: Haha, It'sssss Opposite Day today, you can't snaxe me!
H-bird: Gosh Dangit.

by Hecretary Bird July 26, 2020

Heisenberg Day

On this day, in New Mexico, Heisenberg Day is celebrated. Every family has to cook blue meth and the challenge is to make it as pure as possible.

Happy Heisenberg Day.

by AndreKakka April 6, 2022

no bra day

every day is no bra day! go crazy and remove the bra.

remember it's no bra day.

by lilfefez June 3, 2020

Cuntentines Day

Opposite of valentines day basically if yaaaaa hate it :')

Person 1 'happy valentines day!'
Person 2 *dirty look*
Person 2 'happy cuntentines day'

by emily&vicki March 2, 2011