goon

someone who is succumbed to be of thy disturbing nature.

Disturbing, provoking, uneducated, egoful, disgusting

Mike D : “ This gooch got ur nigga stuck”

The whole 7 seas : “This young manwoman has succumbed to the goonizm 😖”

by realnigglet April 20, 2024

Flixer Gooning

Flixer Gooning was originally invented by the Yakubian Prophet in order to reach the nubian palace in the 3rd layer of Jynxiz asshole. From ancient texts scholars have decoded the method: "Taking your dingle, subtracting your fingle to get your dongle. The dongle is then fermented inside of Pyrocinical Foxy Inflation NSFW #twink art from Twitter, make sure the PH is at least -25e^2. Remove with teeth from mammoths and then go to target and ride the toilet handle freaky style until completion to gain access to the sublayer where the Nephaliptic Cabal keeps the 60ft ancient proto human giant used for calculations in the stock market. Harvest two of the Paradoxical Iphone 16 maxes with Hongdae sigils. Take it home and stick it into a solution with x1 minecraft steve figure, 2oz of Lebron james sweat, x1 elderberry. Seal lid with Dark Matter Grafted Cock rings (as needed). Once it has fermented remove using Metholpropyl Ketone to deactivate the solution. Proceed to start edging to whatever u choose. Shove the object into your anus at a 74.63 degree angle while facing north at bearing 319. Enjoy.

Josh- "I hate Georgia State Patrol"
Eric- "oh god he was Flixer Gooning"

by Flixr Gooning May 19, 2025

buldgeet goon

a guy with lack of buldge shooting loads everywhere in a moment of euphoria

u seen buldge lately, just heard he did a buldgeet goon

by Frankotiti8 January 15, 2025

Phantom gooning

Also known as the "no hand technique" is the act of achieving an orgasm without the use of your hands or outside stimuli, just your genitals and mind

Last night was CRAZY, I was phantom gooning and had a massive finish

by Astridthestar1 January 29, 2025

Moon Gooning

The act of covering yourself in Buffalo or elk blood and Gooning under a full moon. Dave is always excluded.

Hey Dallas let's go moon Gooning tonight!

by Tyronerny November 14, 2023

goon

carry on; proceed; go along; continue; move on; advance

Time to goon for me, boy!

by Ivan Kalita January 27, 2018

Dirty Gooning

The act of jerking off while you are taking a shit.
Usually done by guys named Joe.

Raul caught Joe Dirty Gooning in the restroom.

by FOCKER 6 July 5, 2025