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.38 Special

A horrible band from the 80s that is a super lame spinoff of Lynyrd Skynyrd. They wrote songs about fucking underage girls and being general redneck douchebags. They appealed to hundreds of thousands of dumbass shittards mainly throughout the South. They are mistakenly called Southern Rock by many people, but they are just a worse version of Bad Company, Thin Lizzy and your mom.
"Hay, letz git sum dip n Skoal n Bud Light n than go to tha .38 Special concurt 2nite! We will git us sum yung poontang n have us sum reel redneck fun, Roscoe. YEEEE-HIIIII!!!"
by wurdzwurthyo August 14, 2014
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Special Needs

1. A mental disorder (real issue)
2.A great song by Placebo (I just like ot, ok?)
"Remember me, special needs" - PLACEBO.
by DONT ASK OKK May 17, 2022
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boilermaker special

The act of shitting in a stranger's car and letting it simmer and boil on a hot summer's day
Dude, I was at the mall and watched some dude park his mini cooper and not lock it. Let's just say I gave it the old Boilermaker special
by 69ingpossums August 25, 2015
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Chris Special

When a man performs fellatio on a woman with no reciprocation intended or wanted.
Guy 1: Yo how was last night?
Chris: I gave her the chris special!
Guy 2: Again? You must want to be a virgin.
Chris: I just love munching box!
by cookiemonster2000 November 24, 2019
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the christmas special

the act of smashing a watermelon on a vagina
by avatarthelastairbender December 19, 2010
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skittles special

When you buy either yourself or a friend a bunch of different flavored condoms.
Person 1: Hey, guess what I got my for my birthday!
Person 2: A skittles special?
Person 1: Yeah! Now I can taste the rainbow!
by ThatswhatTeddysaid November 10, 2009
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Cunningham Special

When a young man (20-24) starts to get a widows peak. The usually shaves his head to avoid embarrassment.

Usually a stud before the shave, but more studly after.
Wow did your hair start to run from your face. Looks like you're getting that Cunningham Special.
by thatguyhasone March 24, 2012
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