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Distant Socialing

The act of being uncomfortably close to everything you come in contact with.
Guy1: Have you heard about all the social distancing stuff?

Guy2: What did you say? Distant Socialing?
by caved May 6, 2020
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social graft

manipulation, flattery and other corrupt practices used to secure unmerited advantages or gains in social or business politics.
If you lived with her you'd know she's enraged all the time. But as an expert at social graft, she's all smiles and platitudes to the outside world.
by claybius July 26, 2011
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Social Netwank

The act of browsing through photos (usually holiday photos) of friends/colleagues on Facebook in order to find material to masturbate to.
Bill: Did you see Rachel's holiday photos on Facebook?
Bob: Any ones of her in a bikini? I fancy a Social Netwank.
by TnG October 12, 2015
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Socially Amish

When a person has no social media or a cell phone.
Sarah: Can I have your number?
Bob: Sorry, I don't have a cell phone. I'm socially Amish.
Sarah: Do you have Facebook?
Bob: No
by babyhuey121794 October 8, 2013
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socially-unfit

When somebody is socially-unfit, they aren't mature/and or ready to be on the internet and or need to learn their manners on the internet.
Socially unfit, a person who is not ready for the internet, and or social media, who is unfit.

Subject: Can I have Discord?
Person: No, you are socially-unfit.
by m6lsanne April 5, 2021
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social meat

A man-slut; someone who frequently sends dick pics to prospective mates (thus his junk is social meat).
"Ugh, I can't believe Derk posted another pic with that slut on Instagram. Talk about social meat. You whore."

"Omg. Christian just sent me another dick pic. What a social meat!"
by dickpicnick September 2, 2014
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Socially Interuppted

The Social Interruption, is when the process of your task is being interrupted by an exterior social event. This can be, for instance, a message on your phone, or someone coming towards you to talk.
CarMightyVids was socially interuppted by his colleagues.
by AlpharSeigen October 21, 2020
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