Muddy nipples

When you get done hitting it raw dog in the poop shoot, and she jumps up and drags that muddy crack across your nips.

Jon:"bro"
Justin:"what up"
Jon:"after I blew one off in her exit door, she gave me a set of raging MUDDY NIPPLES"
Justin: "brah"

by Mudslide69 August 21, 2017

Moist nipples

A word that makes people cringe inside

Abbigayle cringed at the word "moist nipples" because her friend emalee kept saying it.

by Fetus of a goat March 6, 2019

nipple butt

When you have a whole bunch of zits on your butt, so it looks like a nipple butt. The zits are so big they look like nipples.

You have a nipple butt, ya nipple butt.

by Shadow Buzz December 23, 2016

Dick nipple

A bump on the head of your penis that is considered a nipple, they can grow to be very big.

Charles: dude, I think something's wrong...

Brandon: what is it?

Charles: I am growing something on my dick...

Brandon: ewwww

Charles: should I go to the doctor?

Brandon: yes!

Charles: I think I have a huge dick nipple!

by IAmDillChicken June 22, 2016

nerd nipples

Nerd nipples are when someone's nipples are as small as nerds candy.

Bitch you got nerd nipples, they're so bite size I can eat them up like nerds candy.

by BrowneyePinkstink December 19, 2015

Brisky nipples

When the crest of your sports jersey makes yoir nipples irratated.

Man, I had a grade A dose of brisky nipples during the match

by fergflan February 20, 2017

Mr Nipples

Mr.Nipples is a tech teacher at bayless junior high with huge man boobs and you can see the nipples from his shirt

Mr Nipples is out shirtless again in bayless should we fire him. Good God man put on a shirt!

by free bleach to drink December 15, 2016