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Summer Child 

An innocent baby who needs protecting
"What's this?"
"Hasna,,, you're a Summer Child."
Summer Child by :") October 15, 2017

emo child 

Usually found in suberban areas and public or private schools. Listens to bands such as "My Chemical Romance","Green Day","Dashbord Confessionals" ect...
Can usualy be located alone or in groups of 3 in certain locations such as the school cafeteria or some their own bed room. Most war a black hoodie jacket, black shirts with the name of his/her favorite band and a pair of jeans and skater shoes such as VANS or "chucks". Emo males tend to wear eyeliner and have hair that is long enough to go over one of their eyes and still be half assed spiked and he usualy tends to have more mood swings than an emo girl even when the emo girl is on her period. The Female Emo child tends to have short hair that goes to the shoulders or just enought to cover her ears (sometimes shorter) and usualy has the bangs longer than the rest of her hair and flat ironed to wrap around one side of her face. Emo children tend to be bisexual both males and females. An emo child will usualy spell out their wors or scren names LikE ThIs or l1k3 t.h.i.s. and put x's around their name xX. like so .Xx
Emo boys tend to be called faggots or dumbasses and emo girls tend to be known as dumb bitches or "that one loser chick". Some Emo children tend to draw or make up their own lame songs that are usualy acompanied by some kind of gay ass acoustic guitar riff that is rythemless and out of tune. If an emo child doesn't have the talent for either of these then he/she usualy turns to self mutalation such as slitting his/her wrist with a sharp object or just injuring themselves somehow.
That emo child needs to get a life.
emo child by kitkat^_- May 19, 2006

Smarter Child

1.A friend to the friendless, the buddy of the uncool.
AIM buddy.

2. A smart child.
1.I talked to smarter child today. I asked him if he was gay. He didn't tell me...Oh yes, and I can so relate to him. But I MUST work out some of his attitude problems he does have.

2. Wow I'm a much SMARTER CHILD then you are!
Smarter Child by Joanne October 9, 2004

molesting your inner child

the act of masturbating to images that are animated in nature including cartoon characters, video game characters, action figures, dolls, and stuffed animals.
I feel kind of dirty. I watched "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" this afternoon and had to retire to the bathroom after the Jessica Rabbit scene to molest my inner child. <molesting your inner child>

Star Child 

(aka The Long Haired Sucker, Sir Lollipop Man) Official representative of Funkentelechy; protector of the Pleasure Principle. Cosmic John the Bop-tist, arch- recording angel heralding the arrival of Dr. Funkenstein.
Star Child by Star Child July 29, 2003

Man Child 

A man child is a early twenties ex-frat boy who looks like a big fat fucking baby in grown man clothing. When seen in their natural habit (a bar infested with man children) they're usually talking about how lucrative their lifestyles are while in reality they're bank tellers, depositing my checks.
Man Child: Yeah bro, I'm working in Insurance; I should clear half a mil a year soon.

Andrew: You aren't doing shit. You are going to be one of those kids I hire to do all my running around, taking care of all my bullshit.
Man Child by Skarbar January 11, 2011