9 day no-shit

The act of not shitting for 9 days due to lack of a flushing toilet in the vicinity.

I just pulled a 9 day no-shit bro!

by Quinn1652 August 6, 2011

shitting where you shop

When you stop talking, dating or fucking someone that works where you shop. This causes the store to be off limits because you were such a loveable asshole. Re-entering the shat in shopping atmosphere can be sexually or physically dangerous when risking stop and chats and so forth.

I Shawn Dolina have three stores left that are safe to use do to "shitting where you shop". Since I feel no guilt I won't learn my lesson till I starve to death.

by A.Dolina.Always.Wins August 18, 2011

up shit creek

Term describing being caught in the act of anal sex with same sex partner

They caught him up shit creek in the supply tent.

by Sofa King December 28, 2005

I don't give a shit

We say or use this phrase when we don't care or are not interested in what someone says or does.

Bryan:guys,i have bought a new car

worth 7 million.
Ryan:i don't give a shit about your car.

by Greek knight November 6, 2013

Duck Shit Cub Wut

That is when a duck spits a shit in a mug with milk and then a cow drinks it

This cow just duck shit cub wuted... EW.

by Hana Salam Makedonec Kincho March 19, 2017

Can’t have shit in Detroit

Meaning everything gets stolen in Detroit

Friend 1:My house was stolen
Friend 2:Can’t have shit in Detroit

by TurboSpanker69 September 25, 2020

I feel like shit

Nothing actually happened you are just reflecting on your character your past and realize you've done shitty thing or shitty things have happened to you, which makes you feel empty and leaves you thinking what if

I dont know what to say when someone says "how are you?" Bc i dont wanna say i feel like shit and be asked why bc i dont have an actual reason i just do.

by Your lord and savior February 26, 2020