hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it

if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked

Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)

by KonHon May 7, 2023

i told you to smile

Roblox urban legend

If you play a horror game like the mimic and see blood on the door if you open it you will get jumpscared by I told you to smile after that when you sleep you will hear I told you to smile whispering and then at 3 AM you will be killed by I told you to smile and hw will draw a smile on your face with your blood

by Kolby Michael Twndy August 12, 2022

I See

No you don’t, you’re blind now,

Person: did you see (person) the other day? They were so hot when they took their shirt off

Other person: I see
Person: oh

by Weeddoer420 December 17, 2023

Aint i awesome

exclamation that one says in which one knows they are drunk/high but still does an amazing feat such as beating another person at chess or driving home perfectly

Dude1: man u just beat me at chess i thought u were high?
Dude2: Aint i awesome?

Dude1: how the fuck are we home dude your drunk out of your mind
Dude2: Aint i Awesome?

by billnye2 September 4, 2010

can i

put my ballz in ur jawz

can i put my ballz in ur jawz

by anonymous September 9, 2021

.9.When I, Angel Jose Robles<Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> Senses the word "'Resist'", Propel Forward On Zeta.9.

.9.When I, Angel Jose Robles<Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> Senses the word "'Resist'", Propel Forward On Zeta.9.

.9.When I, Angel Jose Robles<Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> Senses the word "'Resist'", Propel Forward On Zeta.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 8, 2025

I be profen

A meme that was created fairly recently (2025 September). Made by TikTok creator “DiEM” when his character “Rage Bait Goblin” wished for the word “Gooning” be changed to “Profen” now if you even whisper the word, you’re a gooner lol.

Jake: *ughhh* Man, this headache is killing me, uhh do you have… um what is it called? Ibuprofen?

Mason: “I BE PROFEN”?? Yeah I bet you be profening all day and night.

by Kuurroo October 13, 2025