Grubhub perks give you deals on the food you'll love

Grubhub perks give you deals on the food you'll love,

The kind of deals that'll make you boogie
*Bomba Estéreo - Soy Yo plays which is a bad music choice*
*cringe dancing*
*pregnant woman breaks her knees and fucking dies*
*even more cringe dancing*

- "hey, have you heard of that cringe advert that goes Grubhub perks give you deals on the food you'll love?"
- "yeah it's the shittiest advert I have seen"

by Mo.official420 January 22, 2021

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Usually said to someone when it appears that they have a boner.

Said to embarass/draw attention to said person

Banana can be replaced with a multitude of things, i.e cucumber, pencil, roll of quarters, mint container, etc.

Guy 1: *walks into room*
Guy 2: Hey is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Guy 1: *looks down*
Everyone: *Laughs*

by Neon Ninja Kills You November 1, 2009

Why did you look this up?

No, really, why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕

by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016

I love you like 10th grade science class...

A phrase to show one's affection to another. 10th grade science class where i come from is CHEMISTRY. If the person that you tell this phrase to asks WHY? Just say "cause there's sooo much chemistry."

Friend 1: "I love you like 10th grade science class..."

Friend 2: "Why?"

Friend 1: "Cause there's sooo much chemistry!"

by Kevin N' Kyle and Company May 1, 2005

Jeepers peepers! Where'd you get those those creepers?

A parody of the little ditty "Jeepers creepers".

Jeepers peepers! Where'd you get those those creepers? Jeepers peepers! Where'd you get those eyes?

by Telephony December 19, 2014

If you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it

An expression used before or after one takes a piss, meaning that if it takes more than three shakes to get rid of the excess pee it can be considered masturbation.

Tom: Man, I sure have to take a piss

Larry: Well be quick about it, if you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it!

by Cornyhotdogs November 7, 2017

sounds like you got served and are still in shock over it

Abbreviated: SLYGSAASISOI

The act of getting absolutely served then being put immediately into shock over it.

Served>shock

Person A- I went to see this PHiSH show in the movie theaters and some kid was doing the worm, what a homo.

Person B- Wow, sounds like you got served and are still in shock over it.

by dicktown December 14, 2008