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the University of Colorado at Boulder 

25,000 undergraduates. 5,000 graduates. Located in the city of Boulder, Colorado. Average GPA for freshmen in 2009 was 3.677: Average ACT ranged from 26 to 29 (and higher), excluding the Leeds School of Business and the College of Engineering and Applied Sciences, which tend to be higher. Considered a Public Ivy League; 11th Best Public University in the Nation. Students termed "Yuppie Hippies", or quoted as "peace sign on my dad's BMW". Not to be confused with CU Denver or Colorado Springs. Ranked as one the most Beautiful campuses in world; also one of the most expensive to attend..; Universal Tuscan-"Italian-ate" styled buildings. Smart students, who still enjoy a party. The Hill. Pearl Street. "Cali Kids". Division 1 Sports suck. Classes can be tedious. Skiing and snowboarding.
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Case Western Reserve University 

Case is not as bad as everyone says it is. Most of the people who have a problem with it are just those who are bitter about the fact that they couldn't get into one of their ivy league schools, and had to settle for Case. Most of the time, I tell people to stop complaining about Case, and if they really had the balls, they'd transfer to a university that has what they really want.

Most of those who complain say that Case doesn't have enough of a party atmosphere. That's total bull. Case has a decent party scene, and if you're picking a school based on whether or not the party scene is high enough, then you have bigger problems.

Now, I do understand that people pick schools for different reasons. But if you picked a school to go to because you want a calibar education, and you want to be pushed to your limit, then Case is the place. Most people who are here know what they want, and they want to learn and succeed, not take the time to party.

The point is: if you want to study, and do nothing else, then come to Case. If you want a party, go to Kent. Another point: Case is not that bad as everyone says. The curriculum here is not anything short of what you'd expect to have at any Ivy-League. And, no, I'm not in the political sciences, or some area that requires me not to take the sciences. I'm a Biology/Pre-Med major, and the sciences and math here aren't as hard as what everyone says.
Case Western Reserve University is not as bad as you think; it's all talk.

Wikipedia University 

A fictionalized school of thought made up of students who would rather, or end up by reasons of choice or force, learning a majority of their eduction from the user regulated online wiki dictionary known as Wikipedia.

Additionally, it can be used as a way to brag about one's own self resilience in continuing education despite the accepted system of actually attending an accredited college.

Term coined by Theo Souza.
I don't have enough money for school, nor the interest in wasting the money I have on school, so instead I attend Wikipedia University; and I know more then my college attending counterparts.
Wikipedia University by Act2action October 18, 2008

Campbell University 

A place where Camels can go nuuuuts and party every night and every day, shocking that Campbell is not the number one party school in the nation. (An insaaanne night) PArty at the Meadows
Man I had a Campbell University last night

Keiser University

Formerly Keiser College, Keiser University is a popular career-focused college offering many associate and a few bachelor degrees in the most sought after fields of the moment. Keiser has many campuses all over the state of Florida. Their most poular programs are the associate degrees in the medical fields such as Radiologic Technologist, Nuclear Medicine Technologist and Nursing. Business and Criminal Justice are popular programs as well. Their majors (this school reffers to them as "programs") change as the economy and workforce change, so that they're always offering the degrees that are most in demand. The vast majority of their students don't want a traditional four year college degree and many are parents that are seeking a higher income to better support their families. Because this school is expensive, it's recommended you only attend this school if you're getting an Associate's degree in one of their medical programs which are not readily offered at most other colleges. However, if you're getting a degree that you can find almost anywhere else such as Business, this school is not worth the cost.
What college are you going to?

I don't want to be in school forever, so I'm getting my Associate's degree in Nuclear Medicine at Keiser University.
Keiser University by MiamiJenn March 9, 2008

Illinois State University 

Home of the almost high school dropouts who are too scared to leave home, represented by Reggie the redbird. Surrounded by nothing but corn fields, windmills, and Tony's Tacos. Where the closest mall is about 12 minutes away and the drive is not worth it. It is full of workers who can't get a job anywhere else and scream at you when you walk past H and M. Home of mid-major athletes who are good but not good enough to go power 5. Full of arrogant and cocky football and basketball players who talk about going to the league even though no one shows up to their games. Has athletic facilities that are so shitty and outdated they give you cancer. Where there is competition between dining hall food and which one is better, "links or wattys?" Tri-tower dorms are home of the athletes, Watterson dorms are home of the frat boys and sorority girls, and hewet-manchester is home of people who no one gives a fuck about. Where students spend their weekends 'downtown' grinding on random boys at Daddios, not able to leave the bar with out getting stopped by cops who have nothing better to do than give out drinking tickets. With all that being said, Illinois State University is home of students who either couldn't get into a better school, or wanted to stay in state, and they do manage to party hard and have a good time.
Look at those fucking degenerates, they must go to Illinois State University

South Dakota State University 

The biggest University in South Dakota. Also, has the best parties in the entire state. All other South Dakota colleges are jealous at the greatness of this school.
South Dakota State University is the greatest place ever.