hot teacher

a teacher who is so god damn hot you just want to date her until you realize she is way out of your league.

12 year old:"you know MS.IEZZI"
friend:"yeah"
12 year old:"i just want to bang her and date her"
12 year old:"only thing she's married and is out of my league"
friend:"why do hot teachers have to be out of our league?"
12 year old:"word"

by nintengeek May 2, 2011

Hot Lee

Like a steaming Carl, but occurs after u eat chinese food.

Charlie realized he hadn't receive a Hot Carl, but a Hot Lee because it left him hungry two hours later.

by naughty box February 5, 2012

crabs hot

Describes a person that is so incredibly attractive, that if they had crabs, you would still bang them, knowing you would get crabs.

She is so hot that I would bang her even if she had crabs. She's crabs hot!

by groovy mama September 9, 2014

Hot Zito

1. noun. A much needed manual stimulation of the inner vaginal walls. 2. A pussy massage.

Damn, Allie is really uptight today, someone should really give her a Hot Zito to calm her down.

by OneHotZito July 31, 2017

hot mango

A mango warm to the touch

Dan touched the hot mango and thought it had been heated up

by Betterthandanpearlstein March 7, 2017

Peripheral Hot

The moment when you think you see someone attractive out of the corner of your eye (the peripherals), and momentarily find them attractive before getting a better glance and realizing that they are a sub-par, or unfortunate looking individual

Inner monologue... "Ouuu damn, that guy is really hot!...oh.. oh. No wait, statement retracted, he’s just the Mexican janitor. Thought he was hot from the corner of my eye. He’s peripheral hot."

by RandySparkles February 11, 2013

New Hot

When a person who was previously not hot becomes hot and doesn’t realize it yet. Normally these people are cooler than people who have been hot their entire life. This is also known as buying in low.

Wow have you seen Megan in accounting? She lost a ton of weight and doesn’t even know how hot she is, she’s new hot unlike Tiffany who’s always been hot and is a total bitch!

by cdawg91 May 5, 2019