fake cake

A fake cake is a cake that you can't eat because it is only a prop for Seokjins birthday. It looks delicious but it's a trap.

Jin: I'm so sick of this fake cake. fake cake. fake cake

by Soobinlover23 May 19, 2021

smut cake

another term to describe a certain type of femal mostly a fellatious female a promiscuous female a female who puts out regularly with little to no requirements.

I thought you and Karen were good friends. Nah she's a smut cake!

by Stadiumjay January 7, 2015

Cake Station

ATM

I went to the cake station to deposit my monies.

by evildragon May 7, 2012

Cake Rape

Eating from the cake without cutting yourself a slice.

He was caught in the act of cake rape, fork in hand, the cake cratered.

by B. Snooks July 4, 2017

Ripped-cakes

Fucking stoned.

Hey dude, I'm ripped-cakes man.. ripped-cakes.

by bpaq April 9, 2011

cake stacker

somebody who is going nowhere in life. Stacking cakes being all they are good for. Or a fat person

Person 1: Hey, why does Kevin never come to school?
Person 2: Because he's a fucking cake stacker.

by jake hard May 21, 2011

spud cakes

Male ejaculant

joe: Tom were you making spud cakes last night i tried to call you
tom: i was with my girlfriend and she milked me for all im worth

by Mcfiend March 12, 2014