ass-tanking

ass-tanking is when you put your index finger in your crack, just like you do at the gas station with gasoline gun. then, you keep it there until the finger is "ripe" and ready. after you smell it. the longer you tank, the more enjoyable it is.
ass-tanking is a nice, free hobby.
by dr. Raymond December 02, 2017
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Phat-Tank

That bloke's a bit phat-tank since he was dumped
by Mighty Red April 25, 2003
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Tank top Al

Tank Top Al is a gamer. He will excrete noises such as loud screaming. He is a man among boys, the only true chad you'll ever meet. He wears only a singlet and running shorts and boy does he rock it. His muscles are incomparable. To date a Tank Top Al is to date a hurricane of testosterone. He may be gay but he doesn't care. Speaking from experience.
"Tank Top Al is such a chad."
"I know, right?"
"Mmmm muscles"
by March 11, 2022
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Schatz Tanks

When ones dog has a dripping butt hole, and you need to constantly let it out because of the smell in your house.
OMG dog, your SCHATZ TANKS !!!
by Klochis January 07, 2016
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City Tank Transfer

Similar to a Metro tank transfer, however one seemingly straight male is unable to exchange fluids with another seemingly straight male due to gis testicles being removed.
Bro came over after work for a city tank transfer but his tank was empty...
by Lil' Sister August 20, 2024
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Shrimp Tank

A group of people consisting of all males and one female.
I wanted to hit on Kelly, but it was a real shrimp tank in there so I didn't get the opportunity.
by 2guysandagirl August 18, 2022
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thomas the tank engine

he is an absolute unit well known in all 50 US States, he is the number 1 wanted criminal for robbing everybody, and spending all their cash on drip.
"thomas the tank engine just robbed me, bro"
by Mr.Quagsire April 20, 2022
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