water the horse

to urinate

Trevor was very keen to take Tracy, but couldn't perform 'cos he badly needed to water the horse

by theWestHamfan November 3, 2003

Wimp Water

The cold water at the beginning of a shower that comes out before it gets hot.

Chris: Holy Crap thats cold.
Non: Don't waste that wimp water there is a drought on at the moment.

by Chris Stephan December 9, 2007

Dog water

Dog water is a way to say: Dog Shit

Or you suck

YOUR LITTERALLY DOG WATER

by Fat Asian69eatspoop February 9, 2021

Polish water

Watered down Vodka.

It's not Polish Water without some vodka in it.

When I can't take shots I sip on Polish Water.

by El peludo Gringo May 7, 2014

Way of the water

R. Kelly's favorite movie. See it in 3D!

The way of the water connects all thing, from your multiple grammies to your conviction. From believing you can fly to downloading disturbing images.

Underage girls believed they can make tsaheylu with R. Kelly's artistic spirit by connection with his 'queue', before he issues a warm current from his peehole on them.

Girl: "Why am I so nervy about you peeing robbie? It, uh, feels wrong!"
R. Kelly: "It is the way of the water!"

by Esa4 December 16, 2022

Night Water

The most delicious of liquid, sent from jesus himself, from heaven, whence thee art awoken in the middleth of the night, and thee drinketh water. Ne'er hath it tasted so sweet, and crisp, as 'tis whence it was become, night water.

“bro why r u smiling?”
“Idk man the night water just hits different then regular water”

by AgayBitch April 10, 2022

Dog water

A term used by 10 year old FORTNITE kids to describe someone whose trash.

Is used as a substitute for Dog Shit because 10 year olds don’t want their mom to hear them cursing.

“That kid is dog water at this game bro”

by J7_ February 20, 2021