ROM Job

1. A sexual encounter with a robot

2. Being molested by someone disguised as a robot

The new generation T-3000 is fully sentient, made from high-tensile alloys, is combat ready, and gives one tornado of an erotic ROM Job.

by PaulAllensCard February 2, 2015

Tap Job

When a male stimulates a female’s clitoris to orgasm by repeatedly and vigorously tapping it with the penis head.

Sheila squirts in buckets when Roger gives her a tap job.

Although Mary is still a virgin, she will always drop her panties for a tap job.

by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017

brillo job

the act of oral sex between to men, usually with a scruffy beard and mustash i.e. andrew pretended to be asleep while he recieved a blow job from tyrone.

"Hey can you believe Drew got a brillo job from some random dude!?! Thats some repugnant ass shit!!!

by jemhunter December 25, 2008

Mag Job

A Mag Job or "Magglio" refers to fellatio from a morbidly obese trashy whore wearing wrap around sunglasses made famous by major league baseball player Magglio Ordonez.

I flung open the door to find that land whale giving him a hard core Mag Job!

by moses malone2 February 15, 2010

Mo-Job

When one ingests copious amounts of various types of alcohol, topped off by projectile, violent, and exsplosive emesis.

Maureen did a stellar performance of a Mo-Job one saturday night.

by Sammie Jo7 June 11, 2013

Slob Job

A hand job or blow job performed in a really trashy manner.

She gave him a slob job in the school parking lot.

by LanzAlx November 28, 2013

Job float

The realization that one can never achieve distinction on one's job no matter how hard one works or how much is contributed to that job. Due to this, the employee's best course of action is to do as little as possible while working.

"You still doing that same old job? You haven't gotten a promotion in 15 years!"

"I know. Job float is great!"

by Cirdellin January 13, 2010