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J-Face

The abbreviated version of Judgment Face - or the unconscious facial expression made while judging another person.
I gave major j-face to the girl wearing a beret.
by kbzimm April 25, 2006
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J. Pilot

The abbreviation for the scientific term Junky-Auto-Pilot. Junkies (a.k.a. junker, junks, Team J) have the rare and unexplained ability to not only work and interact amoungst normal civilians for long periods at a time, but also carry the unique ability to reak social night life havoc for up to 72 consecutive hours at a time. It is at some point during this period that J. Pilot is activated, and it is at that point where no baby hippo is safe. Studies have shown that over 92% of baby hippo poaching is the result of Junky Auto Piloting.
Ernesto, is it weird that we woke up at Fausto's house with lettuce all over the floor? Ohh nevermind, I remember hitting the J. Pilot button last night. Damn it.
by Jungle Junky September 2, 2010
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j fuck

When two Virgins are "trying" to stay pure, the man pushes the woman's butt cheeks together and shoves his meat between the cheeks and pumps until he explodes on her back. It usually happens when you're non virgin friends drive you around watching you through the rearview mirror.
Bro, that guy totally J fucked her in the backseat of my car.
by J Fucker69 August 22, 2019
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j pants

Welfare slang for "jogging pants", a comfortable cotton garment typically worn by athletes and degenerates.
"What are you wearing, you look like an asshole!"
"I'm wearin' ma bes' j pants!"
by essboyer August 18, 2011
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Cruddy J

Cruddy J is the most pettiest guy on the planet if you get on his bad side. If you cool he’s cool but try his bad side if you want I wouldn’t risk it I wouldn’t risk it
Girl1: Oh shit girl there go cruddy J
Girl2: Ouuuue J he too cruddyyyy
by Jaden Browner December 31, 2021
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J-Hole

Noun: The name used by some skiers and snowboarders when referring to Jackson Hole, Wyoming and the Jackson Hole Mountain Resort in particular.

This is NOT a negetive term, but rather a short way of saying Jackson Hole.
I'm heading to J-Hole for a week of skiing and snowboarding.

My J-Hole has a East Infection.
by Jib Slice May 11, 2010
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J-MO

Bass player for Disturbed, John Moyer's nickname.
"J-Mo played lastnight"
by J-MO Fan September 11, 2006
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