Bowl of tens

A way of describing the time, or telling someone how long something will take.

When it is nearing the hour:

Friend - "what time is it?"
You - "Bowl of tens"

OR

Friend - "How long will you be?"
You - "Bowl of tens"

by Henrix September 5, 2008

Fish Bowl

To shit in the sink and clog the drain. The water will fill up the sink, and the pieces of shit will float around like fish.

Dude, don’t use the sink. I just did a fish bowl.

by eazyduzit80 January 28, 2022

bowling hair

your hair after bowling in p.e. class, in the gym, without bowling pins, or the ball. BUT when we do bowl with pins and a ball the game gets SO intense to where we get some form of bowling hair.

it might be extreme bowling hair, or not so extreme bowling hair..it all depends on the level of effort that you put into the game.

we were very much so into the game of bowling that we did not notice the extreme bowling hair we each had.

by pins. April 15, 2009

Dog Bowl

When a female is so attractive that you would devour her deification out of a dog bowl placed on the floor

Friend 1: Cynthia is so fucking hot!
Friend 2: I know right! Definitely dog bowl.

by Captainbigshlong69 September 11, 2020

around the bowl

The act of taking a really long shit that wraps around the bowl of the toilet prevents it from flushing down the drain.

Dude that just walked out of the bathroom- " Man I just went around the bowl that time good luck getting rid of it."

by Fletcher tagell January 8, 2011

bowl blossom

The sight presented when a butt gasket doesn't flush completely down the toilet. It sometimes has yellow, brown, or green hues associated with human waste products.

Some asshole left a bowl blossom in the men's room. How hard is it too hit the lever for a courtesy flush?

by Passiveobserver January 17, 2016

bumper bowling

The tendency of a pedestrian preoccupied with another task (e.g. talking on a cell phone, fiddling with a portable music device) to veer left and right across the sidewalk, unknowingly blocking faster-walking pedestrians attempting to overtake them.

So named for the similarity between the perpetrator's movements and those of a bowling ball in the eponymous ten-pin bowling variant, in which the lane's gutters are blocked by bumpers to prevent gutterballs.

"I just missed the Muni because I couldn't get around some Bluetooth idiot who was hella bumper bowling."

by derat January 6, 2008