titty whiskers

a woman or a fat guy who has hair on her/his tits

person1: What did you do yesturday?
person2: Had sex with tammy... i thought she was cute until she lift up her shirt MAN does she every have titty whiskers:|
another example:
person1: HOLY SHIT that guy has real titty whiskers!!!!

by YOITTIT February 5, 2010

Air Titties

A woman who synchronizes her bouncing boobs to the beat of a song. This usually happens at an 80's hair band concert or karaoke night at the local dive.

Heather's perfect air titties earned her a backstage pass at the Poison concert.

by Jeff Ashley September 22, 2010

armor titties

Armor titties are bras that contain gel or liquid filled sacs to make a woman's breasts look bigger. It can also be a bra with a lot of extra padding.

Armor titties are fake titties.

Any type of bra that makes it seem like a girl has big ta-tas when really she doesn't.

Boy goes to feel up his girlfriend for the first time. He thinks she has big ta-tas.

Boy: Why are your boobs hard?

Girl: What? Oh that's just my bra.

Boy: Oh you have on armor titties. It was all just a lie.

Girl doesn't have big ta-tas it was just her bra

by Mysterious Z May 26, 2010

tittie tips

nipples, usually found on the tips of breasts, they can be found on people and many animals.

I would like to suckle the tittie tips on her....

by Pompous Smurf September 29, 2006

Sandbag titties

Large amorphous breasts that may look nice in a bra or swimsuit, but when external definition is removed they become saggy.

person A - "man look at the tits on that girl"
person B - "no way man, those are some sandbag titties"

by wannagetknockedup? October 27, 2011

Fritty Titty

A girl or boy whose nipples contain freckles on them. Usually a girl.

Eric Mallow and Dustin Jenson have Fritty Tittys.

by Nipple Crabler June 11, 2009

tuna titty

When one lesbian rubs her titty on another lesbians vagina after a long day of work, thus making the tity smell of tuna.

Can't wait for Janet to get home and give me a tuna titty!

I smell tuna titty!!!!

by Melon_Head February 1, 2014