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J. Noble

(Noun) (juh•rawr•denn Nawh•blay)

A vegan theater teacher at battlefield high school whose shoulder length, blonde hair is always SliCkeD into an iconic man bun. His wardrobe consists of button down, cruelty free dress shirts, a pair of Jeans from goodwill, and vintage men's shoes made of pure cotton and rubber. He has a tattoo with stars that nobody understands. If you listen closely in the hallway, you can faintly hear his sad indie vinyls.
J. noble is the most hipster out of all theater teachers. He's a good teacher though. :)
by Milkyboi:) December 19, 2018
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J-Face

The abbreviated version of Judgment Face - or the unconscious facial expression made while judging another person.
I gave major j-face to the girl wearing a beret.
by kbzimm April 25, 2006
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stub-j

A stub-j is to receive fellatio from a woman small enough to stand fully while doing the deed.
man, i heard rachel gave sam a wicked stub-j last night!
by booby-c January 11, 2008
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J-wipe

The action of wiping the female vagina to induce pleasure. The motion is resemblant of a j-cloth.
Instead of the usual routine, John used the J-Wipe technique to spice things up in his sex life.
by muck-barn October 21, 2010
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J-Swap

To go out with somebody with the intentions of going out with their sister
Peter used to go out with Camille but ever since he pulled a J-Swap he has fucked Jackie in the ass every day.
by Michael Peen April 24, 2008
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J-Hole

Noun: The name used by some skiers and snowboarders when referring to Jackson Hole, Wyoming and the Jackson Hole Mountain Resort in particular.

This is NOT a negetive term, but rather a short way of saying Jackson Hole.
I'm heading to J-Hole for a week of skiing and snowboarding.

My J-Hole has a East Infection.
by Jib Slice May 11, 2010
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J-MO

Bass player for Disturbed, John Moyer's nickname.
"J-Mo played lastnight"
by J-MO Fan September 11, 2006
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