Donkey Kong

A dumb stupid gorilla that is going to be extinct soon if he is not taken to a zoo in the Mushroom Kingdom

Donkey Kong: hooo hooo hooo!
Explorer: Huh!

by InterstateDriver January 22, 2019

Donkey kiss

When someone who is kissing you and overlaps their lips on top of yours and basically engulfs your lips with theirs, often at times sliming you with their saliva.

My date was such a bad kisser, he kept donkey kissing me. It was just nasty.

by Pseudo-smith June 17, 2018

donkey cocktail

To fill one's anus with tomato paste.

My ass tings after that donkey cocktail.

by EthoLabz September 22, 2016

Donkey Bioch

Someone who is black and usually named Sabrina that is always a bioch and acts like a donkey

Why is Sabrina being such a donkey bioch

by im_asian223 October 18, 2017

Donkey doodle

A turd that just specifically stands out from other dookies you’ve produced before.

Girlfriend; your farts don’t even smell that bad
Boyfriend; that’s not true, not when I take a donkey doodle.

by Rentmore March 19, 2023

Silent Donkey

"Silent Donkey" another word for "Dumb Ass"

Man telling that Silent Donkey where he screwed the pooch just wore me out.

ass stupid careless thoughtless unaware

by CTBear July 5, 2014

Donkey Kong

A heavy fisted and heavy footed imbecile who throws everything. Often seen sporting an iPhone with a broken screen and destroys toys intended for children as a result of drunken antics or likes to rip out guitar strings without failure.

Jesus, press the brake pedal softly in this jeep, you're being a right donkey Kong.

by MikeSimpson1985 September 8, 2018