French Dip

A guy goes to the bathroom, leaves the seat up and doesn't flush the toilet.

Then a girl goes to the bathroom, and without really looking or thinking, sits down on the open toilet seat.

Since the seat was left up, she falls in. Her labia "dip" into the dirty toilet water, and as they do, she exclaims, "Au Jus serious!?!"

Thus: the french dip

The Situation had just peed in the toilet and he left the seat up. Snooki was drunk and she went into the bathroom for a pee. She fell into the toilet, and she french dipped into the dirty toilet water.

by PteroDactylMullets February 22, 2011

dip out

Abandon or cancel out, usu. in reference to plans.

Sorry I had to dip out on you guys at frisbee today; it was way too hot out for me.

by Siren2277 May 22, 2008

kong dip

when a person who chews tobacco puts a dip in that is so large it looks like Forrest Gump's shrimp partner.

check out that redneck. he's got a kong dip.

by Juan Epstein May 27, 2006

Dip Squad

A group of kids in a high school who think dipping is extremely cool. They think they do it secretly but everyone can see the bulge in their lip. They carry a bottle around and pretend it’s coke. They are stupid fucks who spit on the floor. Usually a guy named Gavin and Preston are on the dip squad and people talk about how good they can pack a can of dip and how much they can stuff in their mouths.

Hey look. Gavin has joined the dip squad.

by God Definer May 30, 2018

dip sh'muck

A dipsh'muck is kinda like an insult. It means that person is an idiot or a stupid fuck.

An example of a dip sh'muck is "Jill...you dip sh'muck."

by BIG MAC DAN ROGERS December 27, 2008

2-dip

can have dual meannings: mainly it's an insult to someone saying that when you have sex with a girl u last less then a minute...you dip it in twice n ur done cuz u bust real quick.
secondly, you it means you got laid. instead of saying 'yo i fucked her still' you say 'yo i 2-dip that still'

in a good term: {man 1}'did u hit dat?'... {man 2}'trust bro..2-dip!!'

insult: {man 1}'the man 2-dip that shit n thats it'

by herbz4ever June 1, 2007

Dip hard

To randomly leave the situation or area that you are currently in.

Me and rick were dabbing in his car then for some reason we felt the need to dip hard af

by Dikembe mccringleberry August 23, 2016