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pull out poster child

Someone that is so damn stupid, ugly or worthless and should be the poster child for "Pull Out" magazine.
Eugene is such a pull out poster child! His father should have pulled out, better yet should have just had another beer and never put it in!

only child syndrome

Only-Child-Syndrome
a teenager or young adult that still acts like a self-centered little bitchbaby because they were coddled by their parents for their entire lives. These motherfuckers will get mad if you forget their birthday, or miss even the smallest of parties or events. They will likely have close relationships with their neighbors to make up for the lack of siblings. They think that they are entitled to everything and are spoiled rotten by their parents and grandparents. You will likely find them complaining or more commonly whining. They are so sheltered, they likely have little knowledge on any adult-topics and an even greater lack of social skills. Do not get involved with an only child.
(sarcasm) "I'd like to thank u all for coming it means so much to me 2 have all of ur support! Love u guys!"(end sarcasm)

why did she think we'd show up? she told us about this literally an hour before it started!

because she thinks the world revolves around her- it's Only Child Syndrome
only child syndrome by aud38 October 18, 2016

Golden Child

Golden Child are the ten kings of UWU no other KPOP group contains more UWU energy than they do. All hail the kings of UWU
Look it’s Golden Child, the ten kings of uwu
Golden Child by IwoosungYoongi September 30, 2018

blood child 

Used by a character in Anne Rice's book Blood Canticle; Rowan Mayfair says the word describing Blood Children, as the vampires. Lestat explains that he (with permission and love from Tarquin "Quinn" Blackwood, Mona's-current-lover) 'done it' to Mona Mayfair, as in, turned her, into one of these blood children.

Lestat (should be a familiar face) has been say to 'Look like an angel, and talk like a gangster.' In this book.
Blood children, vampires, blood-suckers. Those who live forever in a permanent state of beauty.

blood child by babyXphantom April 13, 2007

man child 

A young teen with the ability to grow facial hair, that other people the same age can't. Also the facial hair has to be able to look like a full grown man could have grown it. This type of person is able to get attention for looking older than he really is.
That person looks like a man child. I wonder how old he is because he looks older than his teen years.
man child by beardmen August 22, 2011

poo child 

A new born baby synthesized from manure but loved and nurtured by 2 men.

Birth is delivered through the anus but without the umbilical cord. The kid never cries but always smells, but who said the world was perfect :)
Steven : Wow honey your buttocks have swollen majorly this morning.

James : Thanks babe ooo wait our adorable poo child is kicking.
poo child by kooni October 2, 2007