i have something to say

When you see someone so sexy, but they’re so close to you that you have to be discreet.

*with friend at lunch and you see a sexy daddy munch man* “I have something to say”

by ILSDMUNCHING May 31, 2024

Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I Could've Sworn I Said Something<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Could've Sworn I Said Something<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Could've Sworn I Said Something<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025

I hate all of you

All your needles guns and knives make me feel like vomitting. I hate every last one of you poisonous starvative assholes telling me you can but i cant. Please kill yourselves.

Asking me how im doing will only get the response i hate all of you, your a parasitic infection and the fact you cant ever share makes life worthless with you alive.

by Cody5050 May 26, 2023

I

The word I refers to *you* and not a friend, you’ll say it to say that Y O U decided to to do something

“You really decided to do that today?”
“Yea, Dave, I did.”

by Loving love April 22, 2022

i got this mug from Walmart

Literally just so i can get a mug with that on it

Ima buy a mug that says "i got this mug from Walmart"

by RealScrabbleDictionary101 May 31, 2023

I use all 4 USB ports

A woman that can only achieve orgasms by making her partner orgasm.
She will perform vaginal, oral, anal, and hand job sex (all 4 ports).
She will do anything to make her partner arroused and reach orgasm- Including pleasuring a man's anus, prostate, and nipples.

These women find it very difficult or impossible to achieve orgasm any other way.
Such women do not find cunnilingus arousing as it is not a way for them to orgasm.

She might be ugly, but she uses all 4 USB ports.

There is nothing that woman won't do to get me off!
When a woman tells you "I use all 4 USB ports", you know she's the one!

by Pope X November 26, 2024