I-Ready

This stupid ass fucking website makes anyone wanna snap their fucking neck off of their shoulders. Constantly everyday I just wanna kill myself thinking about this useless as shit. Why the FUCK SHOULD MY GRADES SUFFER BECAUSE THIS STUPID ASS FUCKING APP IS SO FUCKING USELESS.

I-Ready
"Hello Im your therapist, why do you wanna commit suicide?"
"Iready."
"Ill prepare the ropes."

by A nigga gotta live September 13, 2023

I ate a feet

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I ate a feet

by Txabi Etxebarrieta July 2, 2022

I like torturing midgets

A grown man who likes having sex with midgets.

I like torturing midgets Is a definition in the texting world.

by WBAP December 12, 2021

I got next

what you say when you are having sex with multiple guys and there is only one condom to share.

derek “Let’s do this but i only have one condom.”
gage “I got next.”

by TheRealSexGod November 17, 2017

Man, I Feel Like A Woman

Let's go girls
C'mon
I'm goin' out tonight, I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let it all hang out
Wanna make some noise, really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout, uh
No inhibitions, make no conditions
Get a little outta line
I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good time
The best thing about bein' a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts, short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild, yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action, feel the attraction
Color my hair, do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free, yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man, I feel like a woman (hey!)
The girls need a break, tonight we're gonna take
The chance to get out on the town
We don't need romance, we only wanna dance
We're gonna let our hair hang down
The best thing about bein' a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts, short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild, yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action, feel the attraction
Color my hair, do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free, yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man, I feel like a woman
Uh, huh
Oh, yeah

The best thing about bein' a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun, fun, fun
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts, short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild, yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action, feel the attraction
Color my hair, do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free yeah, to feel the way I feel
(The way I feel)

Man, I feel like a woman
Hey!
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah
Act totally crazy
Can you feel it?
Come, come, come on baby
I feel like a woman

by Death Menace September 16, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025

I like you like a younger brother

She has rejected you in your prospects of mating her.

"Hey, Mariam, I think you're really pretty. Wanna go out?"

"No, Cthulu, I like you like a younger brother"

by anonymous March 9, 2023