your mom

a phrase used as a reply to dumb questions from dumb people

Person: Hey what did you eat for dinner last night?
Me: Your mom

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Your Mom

Your Mom (also "Your Mother") refers to an cosmic, interdimensional, all-powerful entity with the capacity to destroy entire realities in an instant. Not to be mistaken with your biological human mother.

Avengers Assemble. Your Mom is coming to this reality. We need to stop him and save our world.

by Nightwatch2007 September 19, 2022

Your mom

Your mom is a joke used to bully or displease who’s targeted and be a bit sad or a response to questions

Person A: Yo how’s your day goin?
Person B: Your mom 🤠✌️

by Ashe~! September 16, 2021

your mom

the person who i do every night.

Friend:WHERE WERE YOU WE WERE MENT TO HANGOUT TODAY WEVE BEEN PLANING THIS FOR A MONTH, YOU DISSAPOINT OF A CHILD WHY DID YOUR PARENTS DECIDE TO BIRTH YOU, YOU WASTE OF SEMEN. I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN YOU FREAK CHILD, I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU I WISH YOU WOULD DIE ALREADY. AND WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE DOING?!

Me:your mom

by yourmom69notclickbaitrealARF October 20, 2021

your mom

An immature response to any question when you have no idea what to say.

“Hey, whatcha doin later tonight?”
“Your mom!”
“Damn it!”

by amethyst1736 October 12, 2019

your mom have the big gay

1. A more retarded way to say "your mom is gay"

Friend 1: your mom have the big gay
Friend 2: no u

by 12 year old btw March 22, 2018

YOUR MOM

A very lame phrase used by degenerates when they can't respond to a valid point made by someone. Mostly used by cringe 9 year olds in Roblox

Guy 1: Why do you have to make deez nuts jokes they are staler than 100 year old milk.
Cringe shitass: because your mom
Guy 1: :moyai:

by GrassSniffer1337 September 15, 2021