ur uncle a funcle

A phrase that you should use discreetly, as it is a very powerful insult. Using this phrase could really hurt someone's feeling bones. This phrase is so great that nothing else can compare.

Person 1 - ur mom gay
Person 2 - no u
Person 1 - ur dad lesbian
Person 2 - ur granny a tranny
Person 1 - ur grandpap a trap
Person 2 - ur uncle a funcle
Person 1 - *explodes into the size of World War I*

by smasher_69 May 27, 2018

Ur uncle queer

Worse than ur granny tranny.
This is said to have caused The Big Bang.

Peter: ur mom gay
Bob: ur dad lesbian
Peter: ur granny tranny
Bob: ur uncle queer
*Peter warps through his own anus, turning himself into a blackhole, andinstantly killing every human on Earth.*

by 817.Nibba March 12, 2018

uncle bagel crisp

the sexual act of giving a handjob with the circle of a bagel while thrusting potato chips into the giver of the handjob's anus/vagina while both participants are dressed like a creepy uncle or a camp counselor

Bob was very surprised by his dates enthusiasm as she gave him an uncle bagel crisp

by Nate Schultzie March 5, 2011

uncle Jesse style

To sit backwards in a chair so that your stomach is against the chairs back. You may or may not cross your arms and put them on top of the chair's back. Used when uncle jesse'in it or just being cool.

I wanted to look cool today so I sat uncle Jesse style. Then everyone copied me.

by hoss cat October 22, 2007

Uncle Bad Touch

A person who has acted upon an individual, who is unaware of the means of the situation, with a dirty sexual intension.

"Uncle Bad Touch, Why is your lap So Lumpy?"

by UncleBadTouch April 30, 2006

bad uncle

A child molester.

That guy only got 3 years for being a bad uncle.

by angryboss September 11, 2011

Bob's yer uncle

Easy peasy, no additional effort required for the desired effect, home in hose.

A: "How do I make this popcorn?"

B: "Put it in the microwave , push the button, and Bob's yer uncle."

by Ann Pearl Owen February 9, 2010