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horizontal shit

A shit that is horizontal.

A horizontal shit is essentially a turd that turned sideways while still inside the rectum, forcing it to come out horizontally, often rupturing the anus in the process. It often occurs when one has to keep themselves from defecating for extended periods of time.
"damn man, yesterday I had a horizontal shit so bad it made my ass look like the Japanese flag"
by LongWangChang September 3, 2016
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Godzilla Shit

When you take a large, stiff shit that causes you to make a screeching howl much like godzilla.
Someone in the stall next to me was taking a serious godzilla shit!
by gw376 December 17, 2012
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alcohol shit

When after a night of heavy drinking your shit is like 50% pure vodka
After the last night i had the worst alcohol shit ever, the whole bathroom smelled like vodka.
by krbji July 6, 2016
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Shit the couch

When a girl takes it in the rear, and when the man pulls out the girl literally takes a shit on the couch.
"Hey, did you hear? Tanya shit the couch last night?"

"Really? Tyrone must've gave it to here good then"
by pinohkio December 18, 2011
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Shit in a Boot

The class of restaurants found in Collegetown in Ithaca, New York. They are all over-priced restaurants where you could serve cheap, second-hand leather boots from the south, with cow shit, and the students there would not be able to tell the difference.
Hey, I just went to CTB, and picked up this awesome wrap.

Dude, your carrying shit in a boot.
by man.lex October 29, 2009
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shit tank

When you take a crap in someone's toilet tank. Usually done at a party so no one can figure out who did it.

Synonomous with Upper Deck
Dude, last night I got so drunk at this party that I gave some guy a shit tank.
by gilbo95 March 8, 2008
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Milky Shit

When you are in a really bad situation and you can't do anything about it. You're screwed or got screwed over.
Mary: "I just broke my phone charger, I can't get another one because my car is in the shop, and my phone is at 2%."
John: "That's some milky shit."
by CMaggieS November 29, 2016
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