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Patch Job

n. - not ideal employment usually outside of one’s preferred industry; used to fill the hole in a resume
The job market is frozen right now. There are no designer jobs out there. Guess I'll find a patch job to hold me over.
by MTskier October 11, 2010
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job bag

A job bag is a pointless manila envelope to keep track of jobs you are doing, often they are left completely empty as the job is completed quicker than the time it takes to create one.
Sarah, can you open me a job bag, thanks
by Confused Designer April 5, 2017
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sneak job

The act of inserting any object into someone's anus without their consent or knowledge.
I felt a tingle and suddenly I noticed I had just gotten a sneak job.
by Katy B. December 7, 2006
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smog job

She went down on me and used too much teeth, so I gave her a smog job.
by Aaron Robert Raymond Jr. August 11, 2009
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Sack job

Someone who knowing allows there cousin to play with there ball sack
Last week at the family reunion I got the best sack job ever
by Killafox06 September 29, 2011
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Nug Job

The vigorous tugging and pulling of a male’s nuts and nut sack during a sloppy wet blow job.
Braaaaahhh pick up that ginger prostitute. Not only will she slob your knob for $5 but she’ll nug job you as well.

Candy gave me a nug job last night. My damn nuts hurt today broooohhh.

Your mom gives the best nug jobs.
by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017
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smile job

When someone smiles for a very creepily long amount of time until the other person freaks out and there reaction is unknown.
The purpose of this is to see peoples random reactions to get a rise of laughter from you and your friends.

"I just gave that old man a smile job from a across the room and he winked at me!"....*hysterical laughter*
I just gave that small child a smile job and he made a stupid face at me!
by thesaminator17 October 13, 2010
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