Goofy Fucker

A person, often a roommate, that is excessively naive, strange, and clueless. Often small town country boys that attend college in the city turn out to be goofy fuckers.

Brandon - Did you hear what Jason did?

Jay - Haha yeah, hes such a goofy fucker.

Brandon - Hellz yeah, I love crack.

by iSpeakTruth November 4, 2008

pastry fucker

A person who masturbates by sticking their dick in the hollow part of a donut.

Cop gave me a speeding ticket when I was only 5 mph over the limit! What a pastry fucker!

by mandi November 28, 2003

Duck Fucker

1) He Who (on a regular basis) has sexual relations with ducks 2) a woman who spreads hers legs before a duck

Tommy Hayes reguarly fucks ducks, he is a duck fucker , or "we all fuck ducks" an accurate refrence could be the poem "fuck fuck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, fingerbang an arangatang at your local zoo"

by DuckLover42 April 17, 2009

brother fucker

a person who has sex with a guy and then has sex with his brother on a separate occasion anywhere from 1 hour to 1 week time span

i had sex with mark on tuesday and then i had sex with his brother johnny on thursday. i’m such a brother fucker

by iknowriight September 21, 2020

Battery Fucker

Referring to an individual involved with building a high performance vehicle that is extremely more complex than any traditional ICE-driven vehicle. Comparable cars would include Doc's Delorean, Thomas the Tank Engine, and the Magic School Bus. While once viewed as an offensive term, the persons typically cast by this stereotype now embrace the term being used by other people, as long as they are battery fuckers too,...otherwise that's just racist.

"Hey, Battery Fuckers"

by Not FSAEFH March 28, 2010

Poopie fucker

someone who has anal sex with someone with shit in their ass

Man 1: that shit felt good on my dick when i was poopie fucking her.
Man 2: Ewwww
Man 1: what you aint a poopie fucker?

by asschbi fuck you December 2, 2010

Hocket fucker

Someone who partakes in the action of fucking a Hot Pocket (abbreviated to 'Hocket' for ease of speech). There are several tiers to Hocket fuckers, ranging from one-time experimenters to individuals who regularly Hocket fuck, climax into, and consume their abused Hot Pockets.

Tony accidentally posted a video of himself fucking a Hot Pocket and went viral across the world. Now everyone knows that Tony is a Hocket fucker. Whoops.

by WHC_Omega February 1, 2016