April 24th

The day where multiple Josh Swains will fight until one remains.
The winner will be the real josh swain and will become the ultimate being.
This will happen at 40.8223286, -96.7982002 Noon.

"Yo, did you hear about april 24th?"

"Yes, It will be the greatest fight ever!"

by Purpledandy April 21, 2021

April 24

A day were six disgusting man decided to make a day to defend r@p3, so ladies get pepper spray and guns don’t forget to bring a baseball bat :)

Girl one : ready to beat r@p!st one April 24 !
Girl two : Yay let’s also get our shot guns ?

by KiaratheBEST12345 February 15, 2023

April 21

National your boyfriend comes over day! He comes over and you get to cuddle for two hours then do whatever he wants!

Kaitlyn: wanna come over?
Caleb: not really

Kaitlyn: oopsie you have too it’s April 21
Caleb: what’s that mean?
Kaitlyn: national your boyfriend comes over day
Caleb: oh lord

Kaitlyn: and cuddle for two hours
Caleb: fuck

by Chicken fired beef April 21, 2021

April third

The act of blowing up one pussy with fireworks during an orgy full of 80 year old men ejaculating on a hunky fat black man

I was out with my girlfriend until I got to experience April third

by Eniggama April 13, 2022

April 16

Selena Quintanilla Day

This day is national Selena day

Selena was a tejano singer who was shot and killed on March 31st

“it’s April 16th”
“What day is that”
“National Selena day”

by Weirdoeverything August 2, 2021

April 9

National Donkey Day!

The day that the first donkey was seen in America.

What’s so special about April 9th?

It’s a day that u celebrate all those donkeys out there.

by Ps170schools July 7, 2021

April 3rd

The INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY OF Hayley Kiyoko aka Lesbian Jesus’s Birthday; Prefered Term: Merry Lesmas,

One of Lesbian Jesus’s Desciples: ITS APRIL 3rd!! MERRY LESMAS AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY LESBIAN JESUS HAYLEY KIYOKO!!

by HK101 May 23, 2018