Breakfast Titties

When one's titties closely resemble a large brown pancake with sausage protruding out of the middle. When the commonly know pancake titty and sausage nips morph together to form a grotesque adaptation of the female fun bags.

Dude I was finna bone Bonquisha till I saw dem breakfast titties, I didn't know waffle house had a topless menu.

by zoophile gang July 19, 2012

titty pizza

When you take females period blood and smear it on her breasts and then get pepperoni and slap it on her nips and then jizz Parmesan on her titties and eat the shit out of it.

Girl: Babe, you wanna slice of pizza?
Boy: Only if it's your titty pizza.

by Tittypizza69 July 6, 2015

titty tacos

The act of placing taco making materials in between a large breasted girls tits, and nom noming all night long.

Man, i'd like to make titty tacos inbetween her titties.

by TacoKing0192 January 24, 2011

popcorn titties

Titties so big they just be popping out of their dress.

You see that fine bitch over there?? She got popcorn titties and a rubber ass!

by kount blakula April 26, 2014

griddle titties

Small tits that look like two eggs frying on a griddle

That girl has griddle titties

by survivedabortioncdc August 21, 2009

Titty k.o

Wen someones tits are so big they can be used as a weapon to knock someone out, give em blackeye, whiplash or concussion. Basically and tittys size f cup and up

"We were having a tickle fight when i accidentaly slapped my bf in the face with my tits and broke his nose via titty k.o"

by Shovellovingcarl December 20, 2017

Titty Rage

Titty rage is when a girl is angry at the man speedboating her breasts and she suffocates him to death with her breats.

Poor but lucky man he was speedboating her but she titty raged him to death.

by Grandnoid April 17, 2011