Cruddy J

Cruddy J is the most pettiest guy on the planet if you get on his bad side. If you cool he’s cool but try his bad side if you want I wouldn’t risk it I wouldn’t risk it

Girl1: Oh shit girl there go cruddy J
Girl2: Ouuuue J he too cruddyyyy

by Jaden Browner December 31, 2021

Scruffy J

The act of grabbing another unsuspecting person's testicles from behind and ripping them towards you, usually resulting in a loss of pubic hair.

*Twunny gives Birdman a Scruffy J*
Birdman: OUCH!!


Twunny: Dude, I just gave Birdman the biggest Scruffy J ever!
Hoppy: Yeah now you might wanna think about cleaning the pubes out of your hand

by thehoppinator March 16, 2009

j fuck

When two Virgins are "trying" to stay pure, the man pushes the woman's butt cheeks together and shoves his meat between the cheeks and pumps until he explodes on her back. It usually happens when you're non virgin friends drive you around watching you through the rearview mirror.

Bro, that guy totally J fucked her in the backseat of my car.

by J Fucker69 August 22, 2019

j pants

Welfare slang for "jogging pants", a comfortable cotton garment typically worn by athletes and degenerates.

"What are you wearing, you look like an asshole!"
"I'm wearin' ma bes' j pants!"

by essboyer August 18, 2011

shek-j

A ho chunk term referring to someone talking shit

Someone e says the won a million dollars response would be shek-j

by Menominee916 March 15, 2021

stub-j

A stub-j is to receive fellatio from a woman small enough to stand fully while doing the deed.

man, i heard rachel gave sam a wicked stub-j last night!

by booby-c January 11, 2008

J-wipe

The action of wiping the female vagina to induce pleasure. The motion is resemblant of a j-cloth.

Instead of the usual routine, John used the J-Wipe technique to spice things up in his sex life.

by muck-barn October 21, 2010