Block Text

A very long text message usually describing feelings towards someone or giving someone the lowdown on a situation

"Dude she sent me the biggest block text last night tellin' me how much she loved me"

"My coworker texted me this beyond big block text about what's going on around the office"

by Taj Ginyard August 15, 2011

talk-texting

when someone refuses to pick up the phone and call you. instead they want to text the whole conversation.

hey what are you doing this weekend?
going to __ you?
im not sure i wanted to see what your doing we should figure something out.
um ok why don't you just call me instead of talk-texting me???

by aniqueone July 7, 2010

Poo Texting

Clutching your cell phone and trying to text in a semi-conscious inebriated state while writhing around on the bathroom floor covered in your own poo, pee, and vomit. See also Shit Dialing.

That bitch had to be taken out of our restaurant by paramedics in trash bags because she was found Poo Texting in our bathroom! Talk about taking out the trash!

by VenerableBean July 6, 2011

blind texting

when you are texting on your phone, and hiding it from your friends, parents, teachers, etc.

I was blind texting today and spelled so many words wrong, that the recipient didn't understand the message!

by Jonathan "Johnny" Jones February 4, 2009

text pas

when one makes a social gaff in a text message.

I was being ironic and he thought i was dead serious, i guess you would call it a text pas.

by spiro economopoulos July 7, 2008

text fest

Bouncing back txt messages. sending messages via cell/mobile phone to another person that has been going on for quite some time.

There really into eachother,all night they have been having a text fest.

by futbol de casa June 26, 2008

pink texting

The act of inserting one of those fancy new waterproof cell phones into the vagina, and proceeding to send it text messages, thus creating a makeshift vibrator.
also see brown texting

Example 1:
Dude 1- "I confiscated my GF's vibrator the other day because she told me I couldn't please her like a real man, but I think she's been pink texting ever since"
Dude 2- "I'm sorry dude. My mom used to spend all day pink texting so I know what that's like"

Example 2:
"I don't have time to pink text anymore because I run an interstellar empire"

by J A Aloysiusz July 14, 2014