Social Dementor

A person who sucks up behaviors, speech, or styles that they think are cool or funny from those around him/her or in the media and adopts them as his/her own personality like a dementor eating someone's soul. This person is trying to be accepted, but most likely comes off as a douchebag, try hard, piece of shit.

Greg: "Did that dude just say your line, bro?"
Mike: "Yeah, he steals everything I do."
Greg: "Fucking social dementor."

by the G-Bear March 2, 2014

Secondhand Socialism

The economic system in which a government taxes and regulates businesses heavily, rather than owning the means of production. This allows the government to control and profit from said corporations without the duty of running them.

“Bernie Sanders is not a socialist. He would never suggest that the government should own all businesses”
“No, but he certainly believes in Secondhand Socialism the way he talks of Amazon’s taxes”

by The Federal Press May 3, 2019

social nerpes

A strand of herpes that is contracted by being a social networking whore. People with social nerpes generally have at least 2,000 Facebook friends with 150+ likes on their profile pictures and statuses. They will appear on your newsfeed numerous times a day to attract attention to their pointless opinion on life. This type of person can't resist being involved in all the issues and drama surrounding them, which is generally how the ITD gets spread.

"Dude she has social nerpes"
"What a facebook whore"

by Squob to Gob June 17, 2012

social scissors

When you want to cut someone from your life.

1: hey Mark has been really mean lately what should I do?
2: I'd consider whipping out the social scissors

by Poet2003 December 31, 2017

digi-social

verb- To be overly social using the internet via blog's and social networking sights.

your so digi-social, you should come out to the bar with us.
the digi-social age began long before MySpace.
I never thought i would have a real digi-social life.

by Stretchz October 18, 2011

Social Micromanaging

When all social activities of a group are authorized by a single person. This person permits the people invited, location of meeting, time of event, and activities of the event.

That crazy girl keeps social micromanaging me! I can't cut a break! Who cares who I eat lunch with???!! AHHHH!!!!

by MarkEwok December 29, 2011

Anti-Socialing

The act of being Anti-Social for a short amount of time.
E.G; when you feel emotionless for a day.

Person A:"Dude did you see Mandy, she's being so cold and emotionless today!!!"
Person B: "Naw, man, she's just Anti-Socialing right now!"

by JackettheRooster July 8, 2017