j fuck

When two Virgins are "trying" to stay pure, the man pushes the woman's butt cheeks together and shoves his meat between the cheeks and pumps until he explodes on her back. It usually happens when you're non virgin friends drive you around watching you through the rearview mirror.

Bro, that guy totally J fucked her in the backseat of my car.

by J Fucker69 August 22, 2019

j pants

Welfare slang for "jogging pants", a comfortable cotton garment typically worn by athletes and degenerates.

"What are you wearing, you look like an asshole!"
"I'm wearin' ma bes' j pants!"

by essboyer August 18, 2011

Cruddy J

Cruddy J is the most pettiest guy on the planet if you get on his bad side. If you cool he’s cool but try his bad side if you want I wouldn’t risk it I wouldn’t risk it

Girl1: Oh shit girl there go cruddy J
Girl2: Ouuuue J he too cruddyyyy

by Jaden Browner December 31, 2021

stub-j

A stub-j is to receive fellatio from a woman small enough to stand fully while doing the deed.

man, i heard rachel gave sam a wicked stub-j last night!

by booby-c January 11, 2008

J-wipe

The action of wiping the female vagina to induce pleasure. The motion is resemblant of a j-cloth.

Instead of the usual routine, John used the J-Wipe technique to spice things up in his sex life.

by muck-barn October 21, 2010

j-shored

to feel if as you have lost all brain power and devolved into some sort of primate subhuman hybrid after watching reality television for an extended amount of time.

I collapsed like a lubed up combination ladder in my bedroom after being j-shored by the reality show marathon i could not pull myself away from today.

by provider44 January 16, 2010

Double J

A jizim junkie. One who needs copious amounts of her lover's cum to feed her habit.

What's wrong with that girl? ...Oh, her, she's a Double J, and her man's out of town.

by Stalking Possum July 23, 2013