april 24

the day my beautiful boyfriend celebrates his birthday. hopefully he knows that i will love him as long as i can with everything i have in me. he also has a fat ass😋

yo it’s my boyfriends birthday!!
-april 24? he must be an amazing guy

by smallspoon April 20, 2022

April 4th

National fuck your wife day!
Fuck your wife while playing Pokémon GO.

I fucked my wife while playing Pokemon GO, exactly on April 4th her vagina was hotter than a Charizard.

by ☆★Midas★☆ April 3, 2022

April 24th

The day where multiple Josh Swains will fight until one remains.
The winner will be the real josh swain and will become the ultimate being.
This will happen at 40.8223286, -96.7982002 Noon.

"Yo, did you hear about april 24th?"

"Yes, It will be the greatest fight ever!"

by Purpledandy April 21, 2021

April 24

A day were six disgusting man decided to make a day to defend r@p3, so ladies get pepper spray and guns don’t forget to bring a baseball bat :)

Girl one : ready to beat r@p!st one April 24 !
Girl two : Yay let’s also get our shot guns ?

by KiaratheBEST12345 February 15, 2023

April 16

Selena Quintanilla Day

This day is national Selena day

Selena was a tejano singer who was shot and killed on March 31st

“it’s April 16th”
“What day is that”
“National Selena day”

by Weirdoeverything August 2, 2021

April 9

National Donkey Day!

The day that the first donkey was seen in America.

What’s so special about April 9th?

It’s a day that u celebrate all those donkeys out there.

by Ps170schools July 7, 2021

April 3rd

The INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY OF Hayley Kiyoko aka Lesbian Jesus’s Birthday; Prefered Term: Merry Lesmas,

One of Lesbian Jesus’s Desciples: ITS APRIL 3rd!! MERRY LESMAS AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY LESBIAN JESUS HAYLEY KIYOKO!!

by HK101 May 23, 2018