Bum Clock

A big black ground beetle (Northern Ireland slang)

I lifted a sod of turf and a bum clock ran out and scared the wits out of me.

by Fasciola June 12, 2018

bum hut

A hut or house that a homeless person would make out of findings, usually found in parks, or under freeways

hey john nice bum hut!

by YTSIRK October 22, 2008

bum webbing

The cross-hatched webbing pattern that forms from dry dirty anal hair, so that faecal matter has to rip through like a child on a trampoline tower

He was going to fuck my ass last night but in stead dumped me because I hadn’t waxed my bum webbing

by itsnotnino January 14, 2023

abbeys bum

The peach of all peaches

Abbeys bum is fit bruv

by Y7286 June 12, 2017

hair bumming

Where one glues hair on the bum and walks around asking people to brush it

Daniel: "What are you up to this weekend fam?"
Matt: "Just gonna go out hair bumming with the boys"

by SpiritualPigeon May 22, 2016

Jungle Bum

One whose asshole has far exceeded the regular hair to sphincter ratio. The enveloping pubic stingers accumulate to such an amount that it suiting to refer to them as a jungle.

"It won't come out, I've got a severe case of jungle bum"

by Anal Plunderer November 2, 2015

swim bum

A swim bum is a type of guy who loves the outdoors, hiking and is adventurous. Will wear thongs and knock off blue oakley sunnies from the servo. Usually has a dad called Ian. A swim bum loves a good hike on the weekend. Loves a cold beer and is a chill type of guy.

Hey I’ve started dating a Swim Bum…

by D88 February 23, 2023