Not until I say so

For a MILF, dominatrix, or other form of sexually topping woman to say in response to when a bottom sexual partner expresses that they're about to cum.

Alternatively, a sexual joke as a response to when someone is asked to come, says they're coming (in the sfw sense), or anything along that train of thought.

Bottom: Oh god, I think I'm coming!
Mommy: Not until I say so!

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David: Hey, do you know if Jake's coming over any time soon?
Amanda: Not until I say so!

by Raynie Yogurt January 7, 2022

Quiz: Am I Pregnant?

Quiz: Am I Pregnant? is a quiz to see if ur pregnant

Quiz: Am I Pregnant?
i dont fuckin know take a test idiot

by canihaveamcfluryand2largefries February 26, 2025

Can I use your charger?

The phrase a girl utters when she wants railed

Jessica Ghobrial: man I’m hornier than sin and that guy looks good
Jonathan Ghobrial: I feel ya sis, go make a move!
*Jessica Ghobrial approaches the really hot guy*
Jessica Ghobrial: Can I use your charger?
*Jessica Ghobrial gets railed*

by TonyHaver November 19, 2022

Whaddrddrddrdd I do?

What did I do?

Whaddrddrddrdd I do man, whaddrddrddrdd I do?

by iminhellplshelpahhh December 4, 2024

Nope, maybe it was the title length? Like if I make a super long title it somehow makes the site think that there is a problem with the server and it stops the post from going through... Ok. I'll do that now. Super-long title no justsu!!!

Maybe Urban Dictionary is like a woman, except, in reverse...

Hym "Nope, maybe it was the title length? Like if I make a super long title it somehow makes the site think that there is a problem with the server and it stops the post from going through... Ok. I'll do that now. Super-long title no justsu!!!"

by Hym Iam May 17, 2025

I Am A Rock

An upbeat song by Simon and Garfunkel about...being a depressed recluse. "A rock feels no pain, and an island never cries."

(Paul Simon)

A winter's day

In a deep and dark December

(Both)

I am alone

(Simon)

Gazing from my window
To the streets below
On a freshly-fallen, silent shroud of snow

(Both)

I am a rock, I am an island

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 20, 2021

I CANT Go 1 day without “C.ai”

A statement used by user @bloomsolosyourfav on tiktok, otherwise known as the average chronically online person that does nothing but artificial intelligence bots to cope when they are neglected by their family.

This term was first used in a comment section on a Tiktok video by @ivxzquz. The video displayed a person roaming around their kitchen waiting for popcorn to cook, with the following text overlayed on top: "Name a word yall can't go a day without saying 💀"

some person:I CANT Go 1 day without “C.ai”!!
sone other person:Dude what.

by slideshow services December 1, 2023