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Spider-Man Hand

Positioning of the hand where the middle and ring fingers are inside the vagina, curling back toward the palm, which is against the labia and clitoris.
The key when using the Spider-Man Hand is to bring the middle and ring fingers toward the palm versus overly aggressive flicking of said fingers inside the vagina.
by anonymous September 6, 2020
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Mullet man

Idiots who likes getting bottomed by pedo stashed, caterpillar eyebrowed little boys
Is he a mullet man?
Yes he is
by Fobert Relekey June 17, 2021
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Old Man Sam

He fucking loves history and trains (a little too much). He has a history of beating children and telling them get of his zip line. In West Virginia, he is also known as Grandpa Jones by many of the Boy Scouts who have been beaten. He also has a habit of calling ppl ‘Chief’ and hating everyone and everything. He’s somehow the saltiest 21 year old alive.
“Old Man Sam slapped me!”

Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”
by MJM2020 December 3, 2018
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Straight man energy

The worst type of energy that is exuded by cis-het men.
The straight man energy is speaking VOLUMES about you right now.

Get your straight man energy away from me!
by LingDanc803 October 3, 2023
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Straight White Man

Some of the most hated people. They get treated like shit even though straight white men are the people who invented most of everything in the entire world.
Jerry: Dumbass cisgender neurotypical heterosexual white skinned men, i hate them!
Bill Gates (a Straight White Man): Nobody cares
by Lexfunni October 16, 2023
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Little man syndrome

The crippling inferiority complex that axiomatically afflicts all manlets (dwarfed males shorter than 5ft10, who suffer from the devastating disability of manletism). Thusly doubly disabled, the little man syndrome-infected mental and physical midget manlet can often be found tearfully chasing after chihuahuas because the much larger heroic hounds stole his high heels, throwing a hissy fit in front of primary schools because all the other children inside are much taller than him and using a step-ladder in order to precariously balance atop of garden gnomes in an amusingly feebly attempt at feeling like a big boy for once in his laughably lowly, little life. If you are a witness to a case of little man syndrome, immediately contact the Manlet Detection Agency and, after telling the petite and effeminate, little manlet boy that short people got no reason, direct the obstinately offending humbled hobbit to the nearest manlet pit where he is to surrender his high heels, height boosting insoles and butt plug and sobbingly await his impending arrest.
Luna: Lol, do you remember when Tiny Tom "Short Fuse" Cruise girlishly jumped on Oprah's couch in 2005, like the diminutive child that he is, because he overdosed on Scientology before coming (out) on stage? Emily: Of course! How could I possibly forget such a classic case of little man syndrome? Maximum manletism - complete and utter overcompensation.
by ManletDepreciator September 26, 2024
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Man Bang

Shoot a man through another man in any fps
Friend 1: Dude I just man banged that guy so hard
Friend 2: I wanna learn how to man bang just like you!
by baconbathtub March 3, 2021
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