crack fire truck

A red crack pipe

Last night I used my crack fire truck

by jonfiretruckcrackheadwhiteguy March 28, 2015

Dump Truck

A rather large or obese woman often associated with sexual encounters while intoxicated. Usually sporting a tube top that is several sizes too small, also associated with broken leaf springs in diesel trucks. You can usually find them at your local small town bar.

Dude did you see Kevin taking home that dump truck? He's really upping the intake and dropping the standards

by Mystic Troutfuck November 20, 2016

Truck

Bartering or trade.

To reach a beneficial agreement, both countries negotiated a truck, with both sides giving some ground.

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025

Truck h Up

And inadvertent nonsense message sent when your messaging partner makes you all nervous and sweaty, impairing your ability to properly operate a smartphone or other touchscreen device.

Often blamed on a friend's meddling.

Texter 1: Truck h Up
Texter 2: You are horrid at sexting.
Texter 1: Sorry! That was my friend's fault. I let her type for me while I dictated but forgot she doesn't understand written English.

by SassyHats March 27, 2012

Truck

Someone who is incompetent and/or unqualified at work.

I don't know how that new guy got hired, he's such a fucking truck.

by retail king September 22, 2021

million bucks 50 ducks and 25 trucks

the feeling the Turbo Scrub gives you

I used the Turbo Scrub and feel like a million bucks 50 ducks and 25 trucks.

by EpicGamerJues78 March 16, 2023

Truck take

An opinion that is likely to cause controversy or is unpopular except it's guaranteed to be racist and generally given into a camera from inside a parked truck.

Tyler was fired for using the n-word in a truck take posted to Tic-Tok

by K. Dingus June 6, 2022