BED LOAF

When you stay in bed after a long day and night of partying to hard. As u fight a hangover and hugging a bottle of aspirin.

Last night was so crazy I'm going to be a bed loaf all day.

by raff the real February 24, 2019

Lolita bed for Girls

A short-lived furniture offering from the former Woolworth PLC in the United Kingdom. Aimed at six-year-old ladies, the product was hastily withdrawn once someone actually thought to look up whom exactly "Lolita" was.

On 1 Feb 2008, bedroom furniture for young girls with the brand name Lolita was withdrawn by Woolworths following complaints. All irrelevant now, as Woolworths PLC went into administration on 27 January 2009 and was officially dissolved on 13 October 2015 - leaving no way to actually order the Lolita Bed for Girls.

by bitchuck August 30, 2024

silk bed sheets

the drug known as LSD or acid.

Last weekend I had a couple silk bed sheets, and I thought my foot was a midget.

by Harry Wallbanger May 3, 2006

Bed Drunk

When you're so tired in the morning that you are less useful than someone who is drunk.

Sean had to stay up untill 2 am studying. He didn't get much sleep, and because of that, he's bed drunk

by Thatmajikfool September 24, 2011

bed

a bed is a place where a woman and a man go to make babies

man: hmm, i want a child! (as if, but its a scenerio)
woman: me too!
man: lets take it to the bed!!

by wet_noodles June 15, 2021

Bed-breaking

Bed-breaking of old items/objects being broken or unusable is commonly seen and depicted as a sign of good fortune and good outcomes in the new item or bed.

NO EXAMPLE OF BED-BREAKING

by rs09 January 20, 2024

bed

Where...

1). you sleep
2). you have sex or something
3). you cannot be able to escape the fluffy prison

Mom: "Get out of bed."
You (probably): "No."

by 7568ino January 18, 2024