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blochness monstered

In the game of basketball, when a person shoots, the defender is allowed to try to deter, or block the shot. When the block is succesful, and extremely rediculous, the person who was blocked is then said to be "blochness monstered"
Did you see that!? Yao Ming just got BLOCHNESS MONSTERED by Nate Robinson!!!
by The MAN20 February 25, 2008
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Cum Monster

An individual that eats cum at all possible times, including their own
The cum monster has appeared
Cum Monster using cum munching, It's super effective
by SexCumMonster July 19, 2022
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mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.
May we all be mud monsters.”
by drunkhalloween September 18, 2021
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Cod monster

A person who plays call of duty so much that they physically become a beast when they're not on it.
Mum: Hey Joseph I'm gonna sell COD. GTFO my swamp.

Joseph: *turns into cod monster*
by Cactusboii October 16, 2016
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Gargle Monster

A ginger creature that can smell gargle(beer/alcohol ) up to a mile away. Often to be found wearing Astro turf runners whilst consuming copious amounts of gargle. The Gargle Monster is also fond Derby County FC and his favourite food is Seabass.
The Gargle Monster is drinking too much in the pub
by JPKGargle October 20, 2018
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monster dildo

by Iknowkinkystuff October 20, 2019
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Joshie Monster

THERES JOSHIE MONSTER Said Sam
LETS TALK ABOUT FORTNITE TO HIM Said James
by Swansey November 11, 2021
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