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cunt money

1. An amount of Money any employee will take b4 punching an employer in the face.
2. If the employee remains working after an extreme provocation from the employer; the Money thereafter shall be deemed Cunt Money.
3. When an employer has the intellectual capacities of a road kill and your still whoring for them.
Your working for Cunt Money.
Well Mr Passage, I'm pleased to be able to offer you this exciting opportunity. The going rate isn't much, but it's ample and it goes up and stuff. Did I mention the word opportunity?
"How much is it per hour?"
Well, the remedial encumberment is six pounds fifty an hour. But after six months it goes up to seven pounds and you'll get store discount and all the over time you can handle and store discount. Did I mention store discount at all?
"Six *ucking quid an hour! I don't work for cunt money, *uckoff you twat"
by dsfadsfgafgf October 14, 2016
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ty money

An obviously fake or otherwise deceptive form of currency, typically printed on printer paper on only one side.
"shit bro I just got burned for $200!" "What, they give you some ty money?" "Yup"
by Tie Kapl June 10, 2019
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Hard Money

When you getting hard money! You working hard for yo Money!!
Yo Ya boy G ZedZ is going ape shit bro!

Ya cuz that’s what we do, we ain’t getting nuttin but hard money! All I do is shit, eat and breath goddam hard money!!
by Bruce CoKane June 4, 2019
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Jesus Money

not actual currency, just hopes and prayers. When people pay you in Jesus money they dont actually pay you in money, they just pray for you.
If she pays us in Jesus Money I'll explode!!
by poopbutjazzfunk November 29, 2011
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money bucket

The bucket you put your money in. Kept in pockets of pants.
Cash or Credit? I don't mind. I've got it all here in my money bucket.
by MrNjiocron September 7, 2015
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Cash money

“That wasn’t very cash money of you”
by Ok_jasminz April 5, 2019
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Crack Money

Balls in my but
by jsdiouwehd May 22, 2022
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