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April 16

Babe I know it’s April 16 which is national horny day but it’s also anti sending nudes day, sorry!
by Lmao54321 April 16, 2020
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april 24

the day my beautiful boyfriend celebrates his birthday. hopefully he knows that i will love him as long as i can with everything i have in me. he also has a fat ass😋
yo it’s my boyfriends birthday!!
-april 24? he must be an amazing guy
by smallspoon April 20, 2022
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10th april

the day wrigis nitro expires
me: "wrigi your nitro expires today, the 10th april"
wrigi: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
by ronniehh April 9, 2021
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April 12

Can i fuck you on April 12th it's a free pass
by trixtersz April 11, 2021
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April 11

the day in which you have to slap anyone named Jayden/Jaden. make sure it’s a big slap!!
it’s april 11!! where is jayden/jaden?? i have to slap them real hard!
by sowjndkaoajdks April 9, 2022
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April 7

A day where a cool person is born and a day where they must be worshipped like shrek and given all sorts of anime shit. If you have a friend born on this day and this day only you must worship them like shrek! If you are born on this day show this to your friends to force them to do your bidding.
Someone : Hey it’s my birthday today
Friend: isn’t it April 7....
Someone: yep!

Friends: ALL HAIL (someone) WE DO YOUR BIDDING

someone: I’ve bee waiting forever
by Frognut November 2, 2020
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April 4th

I fucked my wife while playing Pokemon GO, exactly on April 4th her vagina was hotter than a Charizard.
by ☆★Midas★☆ April 3, 2022
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