Turtle Wax

To take such an extremely long time to "wax" (have sex with) a girl that the progress is compared to the slow speed of a turtle.

Luke: "Man I really like Elaina!"
Flow: "Did you wax it yet?"
Luke: "Not yet..."
Flow: "Haha... Another turtle wax!"

by Flow of XplctFlow February 21, 2011

Turtle weed

1. Chlorodesmis fastigiata - beautiful sea plant known to feed on algae.

2. Shrek Bush - Nasty coloured pubes.

That chick looks goth but undressed she's got turtle weed.

by Turtleturtle August 9, 2008

turtle gang

A gang created in da school rivalry is crab gang and dolphin gang Turtle gang gets most respect so JOIN!!!

Gangbanger im turtle gang give me your money
Civilian why did you even ask just take it aĺl

by TurtleGangBitch March 15, 2017

ninja turtle

A prank that works especially well in winter. When you're driving your friends around and you spot a steaming sewer grate you stop over the grate and allow the car to fill up with sewer steam.

Jim pulled the ninja turtle on us last night but he was the one who started puking.

by chessthecat August 9, 2010

Box Turtle

A group or set of 15. Like "dozen," box turtle is a word to represent an integer.

"I'll take four black coffees and a dozen doughnuts... Wait, no, make that a box turtle doughnuts."

by James Ebbs September 29, 2009

snap turtle

a jail term for a punk ass person who talks alot but dont do nothin

that foo mike is a straight up snap turtle

by Jay aka F- October 27, 2004

Great Turtle

A supposed deity worshipped by small silly people.

Daniel: Hey, guys. I worship the great turtle.

Nick: That makes one for your religion.

by He-who-should-be-named. March 22, 2009