Seed n’ Squeeze

Experiencing the uncontrollable urge to defecate and cum at the same time. Therefore, releasing both urges by shitting and busting a nut.

Our ceo was late to the board meeting cause he was doing a seed n’ squeeze.

I’m pretty sure I walked in on the janitor doing a seed n’ squeeze in the handicapped stall.

I left my seed n’ squeeze in the bowl for the next guy to find inspiration.

by Dick Onchin October 8, 2020

Bust n’ Crust

When you pass out after wanking yourself to a glorious, hot, nut all over your stomach and you wake up hours later with your skin and hair stuck together like crusty Elemer’s glue.

I did a bust n’ crust last night. My hairs were stuck together like glue.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Ram N Scram

To have sexual relations with a random and leave shortly after intercourse.

Dude last night I pulled a ram n scram on some hottie from a party, too bad i didn't get her name.

by Innuendo is Best April 4, 2009

nut n bolt

fuck a girl and then leave her house within 90 seconds of nutting giving an example

dude i just did a "nut n bolt"

I told her "i parked on wrong side of the road

by french vagina June 8, 2010

squat 'n' squirt

n. A manoeuvre often performed up dark alleys by ladies returning from the pub, and filmed by CCTV operators.

A splash 'n' dash (squat 'n' squirt)

by MalibuMan October 25, 2010

N-Space Dog

A dog that exists in any N-Space, as opposed to a normal dog in 3-Space. Derived from the theorem that the shortest distance between two points is the straight line between them in any n space. A regular dog knows this in 3-space, so an N-Space dog knows this in N-Space.

I wrote all my notes on my N-Space Dog, do you think the professor will let me use it during the test?

by NSpaceDog December 11, 2011

wank n' tank

The act of masturbating right before you fall asleep, most commonly during the afternoon.

I'll meet up with you later tonight, right now I just want to go home for a little wank n' tank to recharge.

by emupop October 10, 2014