prison wife manlet

A dominated sissy manlet who resides deep in the bowels of the United States prison system. Going by cute nicknames such as Strawberry, Shortstack, Delicious or Tinkerbell, the prison wife manlet delightedly embraces his natural role as the belle of the ball in the penitentiary. Puny and inherently effeminate as he obviously is, the prison wife manlet enjoys preparing spreads, washing clothes, cleaning cells, gossiping while doing his nails with the other diminutive and therefore subjugated jailhouse sissy manlets and is always eager to service the amorous desires of all imposing manmores in the vicinity, thereby ecstatically submitting to a real man and being dominated as nature intends it.

I wonder what would happen to Tiny Tom Cruise if the petite, little manlet boy were to be sentenced to a lengthy prison term? Are you kidding me? That girlish and minuscule midget monstrosity would immediately turn into a prison wife manlet just by driving past a prison yard! Manlets BTFO. Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator August 21, 2024

nice wife

to express delight in something.

sales person: "if you buy this with that, you get this free!"

customer: "Nice wife!"

by chadisthejacobs February 16, 2010

spice wife

Usually a female who seems to be married to the sesh, or married to a someone who loves the sesh too much.

Normally anywhere drugs and drama is.

Like the programme the good life, but on spice.

Shes a proper spice wife. She’s only lingering around because she over heard you order the beek.

by Anklebiter July 11, 2018

Wife

Another term for dishwasher

Did you see my new wife? Yeah my old dishwasher was better

by Black people are funny (sike) September 12, 2022

Kinger's Abstracted Wife

Queenie: she literally looks like a PP when she abstracted.

Anyway, it's a black PP with rainbow eyes.

It's rare to be born with a black PP called "Kinger's Abstracted Wife"

by ThomasBloxia October 7, 2024

Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater

To asphyxiate on ones blood, and ejaculate at the same time

Johnny enjoys choking, but took one too many sleeping pills, and made some Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater.

by F3MBOYLOV3R June 30, 2022

wife tasting

Performing oral sex on your wife.

My wife set her wine glass on the tasting room bar, gave me that look, and said "How about you take me home for a good wife tasting?"

by Not Martian May 9, 2025