Cock Turkey

A term used to describe someone who loves cock, often used as an insult. The common sound that a turkey makes is "gobble" so to call someone a cock turkey you're saying they 'gobble cock'.

"Damn he's such a Cock Turkey!"

by Jaycee5454 March 23, 2009

turkey glibber

A person who steals food off your plate when you aren't looking.

I could have sworn I had four tater tots before I turned around. You are such a turkey glibber!

by FireLily April 27, 2004

turkey whacker

A turkey whacker is more expressive term of endearment for a dumbass or tool. Please note, that a turkey whacker (though similar in name) is not the same as a turkey slap.

"Andy, your suck a turkey whacker man." Yeah man your a complete dumbass.

by Pokeweed September 25, 2006

Disco Turkey

The greatest name one could bestow on their favorite kush, pet, and/or garage band.

If I had a pet turkey, I’d name it: Disco Turkey.

by Beatlegeuse June 20, 2019

Plump Turkey

On a warm thanksgiving night after your girlfriend has eaten enough deep throat her so that she throws up her thanksgiving dinner.

After thanksgiving dinner I went home with my girlfriend and gave her a plump turkey.

by Troxaska November 25, 2010

turkey ass

Some one who is a massive duche bag and scares all the girls away

Why did haily leave to get away from vlads turkey ass

by Sodding wanker August 10, 2017

Speak turkey

A comedic way of saying "Gobble up food"

Lunch bell rings in school

Luke: Time to go speak turkey!

by Lokeal April 17, 2011