german croissant

When your flaccid dong is half way wrapped around your balls like your wrapping them up

Boy 1: Last night I was trying to “cook up” a German croissant but I just couldn’t do it
Boy 2: dang that sucks

by Tyler crock August 01, 2018

dutch german

Livingston inhabitant with a German appearance, but Dutch tongue. Dutch Germans tend to have long beards which hide subtle emotional leakage.

Oh my word! That Dutch German next door was looking at Crake!

by Will Dillan May 27, 2017

German car door syndrome

When you want to humourously imply that take away rubbish, pizza boxes etc. can be thrown out of the car by holding the door ajar and sliding the boxes under the car. Has its origins in Northern England which had uncommonly high number of Golf ownership amongst young adults in the 90s.

Person 1: "What should I do with my pizza box?"
Person 2: "The car has German car door syndrome"

by Charles Visitor August 01, 2021

German vacation

A vacation with poopy tasting cupcakes.

I was fully aroused by my German vacation.

by GermanVacationer August 13, 2017

3rd German Reich

Germany during 1933-1945 (Nono Germany).
The dictator is a mustached guy. He killed more than 10M people.

The 3rd German Reich's dictator was a b*tch.

by PocoCookie April 13, 2023

German Math Teacher

a german math teacher is a math teacher that can't properly speak your language, she is constatly preaching about useless stuff in class that you don't need for tests, her name is often Christianne or Miller.

Hey, you learned anything from class? nah my teacher is a german math teacher

by Claes my pet into dick brotah March 01, 2017

Angry german boy

Eren Jaeger is an angry german boy from aot

Fangirl: omg I love my angry german boy (uwu's intensifys)

by Levi Ackerman tho February 27, 2020